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Interpretation: Bell-casting & tuning landing content rebuilt as Crane & Hollis Bell Works, Covington KY — product-shown-working hero (tenor tuning sheet), numbered sections 01 Charge / 02 Ring / 03 Lathe / 04 Re-melt / 05 Tower, one attributed quote, inverted creed band, denominators footer. Describe-first dataset: one ring of eight bells derives the heat ledger (charge = bell + returns + loss, 78/22 Cu/Sn), the cut ledger (Σcents = cast-flat correction), and the re-melt rate. Register: ivory paper, Fraunces display / Inter 450 body / JetBrains Mono data, one engineer's-blue accent contracted to wayfinding + derived totals, zero gradients/shadows/icons/photography.

Crane & Hollis Bell Works
Est. 1911 · Covington, Kentucky (859) 555-0173

Pouring Thursdays, 10:00 — visitors welcome

Founders & tuners of bronze bells

Cast flat.
Tuned true.

A bell leaves the mould a little below its note. Bronze comes off the inside on the tuning lathe until the nominal is exact — and because metal cannot be put back, every cut is weighed first. The sheet on the right is this month's tenor: five cuts, — of bell metal, — recovered.

Ring of eight for St. Agatha's, Covington · commissioned March 2026 · poured Thu 13 Aug · tuned 24–25 Sep · hung Fri 9 Oct

4,213
bells poured since 1911
214
rings of eight hung
0.0 ¢
final pitch across the ring — 8 of 8 bells at nominal
1-in-9
castings consigned to re-melt this year
01

The charge

Seventy-eight parts copper, twenty-two tin.

Bell metal is a bronze-age arithmetic problem: 78% copper for stiffness, 22% tin for the strike. We buy cathode and ingot by the ton and charge the furnace against each casting — the pour, the returns, and the melt loss all on one line.

The ledger below is this ring's heat balance. Returns are the sprues, risers and flash that come back off the moulds; loss is what the furnace takes. Every row reconciles: bell + returns + loss = charge, and copper plus tin makes up the charge to the decimal. Total metal weighed out for the eight bells: — of bronze — — copper, — tin.

CastingCast kgReturns kg Loss kgCharge kgCu kgSn kg

Audit. Rows reconcile by construction — charge = cast + returns + loss and Cu + Sn = charge on every line; the totals are sums of the printed figures. Melt loss held at 1.2% across all eight heats.

02

The ring

Eight bells, E♭ to E♭, weighed and corrected.

A ring of eight spans a major octave from the tenor. Each bell was cast deliberately flat of its nominal — you tune up, never down — then corrected on the lathe. The two right-hand columns are the whole story of this commission: what each bell weighed, and what came off.

BellNominalHz Cast kglbCast ¢ flat Removed gFinal ¢

Audit. Removed grams × response (§03) = the cast-flat correction on every line; the tenor's 1,839 g is the sum of the five cuts on the tuning sheet. Total struck weight: —.

03

The lathe

A bell is finished by subtraction.

Tuning is cutting, measured in grams and cents. Metal off the sound bow moves the nominal quickest; the waist least. Small bells answer faster than heavy ones — a gram off the treble is worth nearly five grams off the tenor — so the response is tabled per bell before the first cut is made.

The cuts run large to small. The first cut does the rough work, the last cut is a settle cut measured in single cents, and the tuner stops when the strobe reads 0.0 — never past it. The table below is this ring's response curve: cents gained per gram removed, and the metal each bell gave up to come true.

BellNominalCast kg Response ¢/gRemoved gCorrected ¢

Method. Response derived per bell as correction ÷ removal — it rises as bells get lighter, roughly as mass to the −0.8. Figures print to four decimals because the fourth one is the one that stops a tuner's hand.

“The old tenor had been fourteen cents flat since 1953. You could hear it every Sunday — a shade sour under the trebles. On the Friday it came true, and the whole tower rang a peal to try it.”
E. Marchetti · Tower Captain, St. Agatha's, Covington · first ringing 11 Oct 2026
04

Consigned to re-melt

What we poured that did not ring.

Nine castings went out of this shop in 2026. Eight of them are in St. Agatha's tower. The ninth — a 92.6 kg Angelus bell for a school in Highland Heights — pinholed at the crown as it chilled, and no amount of fettle would make it honest. It went back to the furnace whole.

We print the re-melt rate on the front page because a foundry that never re-melts is a foundry that hangs its mistakes. A bell with a hidden flaw is a bill the buyer pays for thirty years. Ours reads: if a Crane & Hollis bell cracks within twenty-five years of its pour, we recast it free and pay the freight.

CastingMass kgFaultDisposition
26-107 · Angelus · 2026 92.6 Pinholes at crown, chill tear Consigned to re-melt — mass returned to the 2026 charges
25-089 · School bell · 2025 74.2 Slag inclusion in the waist Re-melted; recast 25-104, hung at St. Bartholomew's
24-201 · Chiming bell · 2024 158.9 Chill tear at the sound bow Re-melted; recast 24-214, hung at the courthouse
2026: 9 poured — 8 hung, 1 re-melted The re-melted mass reappears as returns in the year balance
05

The tower

Fourteen shop weeks from pattern to peal.

Casting is a third of the commission. The bells must be fettled, drilled, tuned, fitted to headstocks and clappers, and hung in a frame that carries fourteen hundredweight of swinging bronze without shaking the tower apart. This is the shop card for one ring of eight.

WeeksShopWork
1–2Pattern shopStrickle and case built; core loam mixed and dried
3–5Moulding floorMoulds built in loam, dried slow over coke stoves
6FurnaceThe pour — Thursday 10:00, visitors on the gallery rail
7–8Fettle benchCastings cleaned; cannon holes drilled; first strobe reading
9–10Tuning shopMetal taken from the inside until each nominal reads 0.0 ¢
11Machine shopHeadstocks, gudgeons and clappers fitted; wheels spoked
12–13The towerFrame levelled; bells hung, stayed and rope-spliced
14HandoverRing-up with the tower band; sheet signed; keys to the tower door

Metal cannot be put back.

Every cut is weighed before it is made, and every casting that will not come true goes back to the furnace — never up a tower. That is the whole discipline of this shop, and it has not changed since Ephraim Crane's first heat in 1911.